A Game In Progress

Hi, this is Narrator. Just in case you're wondering, this is the greatest game ever. It's like if Arkham Knight, Tears of the Kingdom, Tetris, and Adobe Suite got together and created one super-game-baby-thing, but it's a my first Game Jam. Thing is, it's too cool for you, so you're not allowed to play it. So don't. Don't play it. It's too cool for you, and there is no other reason why you shouldn't play it, not that there needs to be, because it's so cool. 

Just sayin.